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Dear Ashley Madison Cheaters,

Yes, I’m speaking to you. You thought you were so clever, having a discreet little profile on the world’s largest cheating network. A little bit of fun on the side. Your wife or partner would never know the reason you suddenly had to start working late, going to work functions, being called into work on the weekends. What a delicious secret!
Guess it’s all blown up in your face now. As the world’s media starts trawling through the data dump and identifying individuals, you’re about to get the biggest wake-up call of your life.
One ‘celebrity’ has already released a grovelling apology after being busted. He began looking for an affair partner on Ashley Madison a few weeks after his fourth child was born, while simultaneously (and hypocritically) promoting family values in his day job. What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
So all you cheaters who thought you’d managed to hide your clandestine activities have two choices: come clean or face whatever consequences are dished out to you.
And those who are arguing the “you-may-not-like-what-Ashley-Madison-does-but-this-is-still-an-illegal-theft-of-data” can fuck off, too. Cheaters deserve to be exposed for the morally bankrupt whores that they are. You’ll never convince a betrayed spouse otherwise.
My heartache lies with the pain and agony the betrayed spouses will soon experience. This will be the greatest pain you ever thought possible. Can your relationship survive an affair, especially one exposed so publicly? The rest of us may have cheating spouses, but the affair is only known to three people – the wife, the husband, and the whore. These spouses suffer the added embarrassment of publicity.
Nobody wins.
But as for the cheaters, suck shit. You deserve everything coming to you.

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